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Top 10 Ways to Keep Busy While Piloting a ‘Driverless’ Truck

While there’s no match for the skilled, experienced human truck drivers of today, two recent deliveries by self-driving trucks signal that a new era is on our tail.

While it’s hard to say exactly when these ‘driverless’ contraptions will be truly autonomous, in the short term, they’ll still be piloted by an experienced driver to ensure it’s all systems go.

This led us to wonder, “How do truckers keep busy while piloting a ‘driverless’ truck?” Here’s what we came up with:

Like the Top 10? You’ll love these! Enjoy…

11. Call driverless truck company’s 800-number hourly to ask ‘What’s this button do?
12. At 65 mph, poke head out window, yell, “Look, Mom, no hands!”
13. Watch sports 24/7, wonder how Joe Buck still has a job
14. At a Houston-area Buc-ee’s, introduce yourself as ‘The Hoff’ and the truck “KITT”
15. Finally figure out that damn Rubix Cube
16. Sing Carrie Underwood’s Jesus, Take the Wheel at the top of your lungs
17. Watch C-Span, wonder why there’s two C-Spans
18. Hand write all those thank you notes put off since 1993
19. Watch all ‘The Fast and the Furious’ movies except Tokyo Drift
20. Read truck’s owner’s manual cover to cover, reflect on its meaning
21. In McDonald’s drive-thru, order BigMac for self, McRib sandwich for truck
22. Watch Smokey & the Bandit, google Jackie Gleason to see if he’s still living
23. Set birthday reminders in day planner for all extended family, even cousin Chet
24. Pick fight with self. Blame self for starting it. See if truck will ‘come back and finish it’
25. Practice insults for that day when you meet inventors of driverless truck
26. Imagine you’re riding in Optimus Prime and going to pick up Megan Fox
27. Play Euro Truck Simulator in passenger seat, pretend you’re in head-to-head competition
28. Call friends and family, tell them you’ve been abducted but ‘won’t be gone long’
29. Cut into active CB channels and trash talk in best Ross Perot voice
30. Finally reach under the seat for that darn noisy Skittle that keeps rolling around